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This relaxed-fit tee carries a quirky, slightly eerie illustration on a soft white canvas. The artwork — a wide-eyed, smile-painted figure tucked into bed with the words “Everything is on the table” beneath — feels like a private, offbeat joke shared among late-night thinkers and people who love strange, ironic humor. Wear it to spark conversations at low-key gatherings, to pair with worn denim for city wandering, or to lounge in while reading a cult novel. The subdued print placement keeps the look casual but distinct, letting the image do the talking without shouting. It sits comfortably through long days thanks to midweight cotton and a classic crew neckline, so the shirt becomes something you reach for when you want to feel a little mischievous and comfortably seen.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/label details and DTG for main artwork, delivering crisp image quality
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T-Shirt — Creepy Clown Photo Tee with "Everything is on the table" Text
$18.15 USD
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$18.15 USD
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Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/label details and DTG for main artwork, delivering crisp image quality
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat